How Not to Become a Little Old Lady by Mary McHugh

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady by Mary McHugh

Author:Mary McHugh [McHugh, Mary]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-7407-8865-9
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2008-10-15T00:00:00+00:00


Little Old

Ladies…

… have never seen a ladies’

room that was clean enough.

… fart in public.

… wonder why a two-pound box of candy can make them gain five pounds.

… complain about the rain, young people, music, lunch—everything!

… think everyone talks more softly now.

… always say, “I didn’t sleep a wink last night.”

… iron gift-wrap paper and ribbons and use them again.

… describe their vacations by what they ate.

… need glasses to find their glasses.



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